Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
