Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We got so high we made milksteak
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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