You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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