i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Randomize
