Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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