escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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