We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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