The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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