Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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