you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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