The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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