dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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