absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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