Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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