The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Less talking, more tequila
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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