I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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