Cold hands, warm shart.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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