Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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