I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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