People in love make me want to vomit
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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