Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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