We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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