I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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