sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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