I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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