he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think i got beer on your cat.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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