I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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