Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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