Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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