i barfeds in our rink
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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