what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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