It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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