She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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