she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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