How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dating After Heartbreak
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."