People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Randomize
