O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?