Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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