I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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