Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
