But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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