if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer