just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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