I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
two words...techno handjob
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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