Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm at about main and main street
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
