your room smells of hookers.
And success
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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