I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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