Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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