is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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