your thong is hanging out like whoa
Soap is not a condiment
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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