the day after is always just damage control
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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