Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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