Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Found your dick twin last night
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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