I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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