I don't think brook has ever known best
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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