So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
