Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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