I wannas sexs uuuuu
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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