Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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