**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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