i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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