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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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