Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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